DogMyCats 发表于 2018-12-8 22:17

都说大"橘"为重，他们偏偏不信，养了橘猫后被实力打脸...

话说...
橘猫已经成为网红了，顺口溜多到爆炸，比如...
十只橘猫七只胖，另外一只特别胖，还有一只压塌炕，最后一只赛大象...
大橘为重...
橘足轻重...
橘橘可危...
当橘者迷...
橘世无双...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/1081a70163b94c68a320228c91be3a87.gif http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ca53c232841147728910ab197e5d067f.png
有位网友一直以为橘猫梗是个玩笑，决定以身试毒领养了只橘猫...
当网友将橘猫带回家的时候，那叫一个不辞辛劳，为它洗澡，小心喂奶，哄它睡觉...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/9843ba7f35f4476eb71a15a9aa39d538.jpeg
没过几天，网友就沉浸在橘猫的可爱中不能自拔，并表示血槽已空！然而天有不测风云，慢慢的网友发现，事情不对劲啊，是不是惹着橘猫生气了，所以他的肚子有点儿膨胀了？
爱猫君想说，别怂，橘猫还没展示出它真正的功力呢~~
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/60b84ae9ef404fbbbd57bdfdc68275ee.jpeg
不明真相的网友继续喂橘猫可怕的事情要来了，橘猫终于雄起了...变成猪了...
橘猫表示：“谁当初还没小可爱的时候？铲屎的，快回来给我喂吃的，猫粮、猫薄荷快给我献上！”
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ad15934d5c71433aa130f5f0c6253360.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/44b6fe7ad3914bc395e8d623ec1c8e12.jpeg
最后，网友表示，我错了，太天真了，被橘猫啪啪啪的打脸了！
并说，要以大橘为重...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/fc345ad8e17341498c5c4eb410d2d140.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/93870eba9cc74ed89bce85d2ebb280bb.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ea11626b0a4b43099635f84e725497ed.png
一只压塌炕的橘猫成长史...要问橘猫有多胖，背上奥特曼都能放！
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ab4f0d5f642a4737800ecc598bf98268.jpeg

DogMyCats 发表于 2018-12-8 22:18

http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ab4f0d5f642a4737800ecc598bf98268.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/e8d5156dd31b44059f6bffc7d808e37f.png
网友收养一只小橘猫，它刚到家的时候跟黑猫吃饭总是抢不到...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/38de1f642c8a4c9ca52915d75c6d1c03.jpeg 可不到半年它就...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/84749534c07544baaf7b4e49d158fc0c.jpeg 君子报仇，十年不晚，而橘猫只需要半年！
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/c58a3db0148d40da881e94c0d6b520ad.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/95f04e544f6e460789a670ebec05fb5f.png
网友家有一只大胖猫，想领养一只猫分担它的食量来减肥，不幸的是她领养了只小橘猫...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ab1282e29bb1432db65c89aaf8c33367.jpeg 一年之后...减肥效果棒棒哒...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/d470bfeb727b4e5597cd9eb4ac201204.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/cb39bc831acf42dd95b50dd864a15b21.png
网友想知道自家橘猫到底有多大，试着拿橙汁对比了下，吓一跳...左边1.5L，右边：多少 L？
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ae5e22603b6f446eb8dfd2eb105d9563.jpeg 不过橘猫小时候可瘦呢...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/847cc58ae4d84332a8ebef7abc784576.jpeg 现在...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/38b9b56f01fe42a2aed16198cae8de01.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/54681ed7b2d841608c3f2efde2b85831.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/29a8c7e66e784cb898f55e3220d0b574.png
网友在路边看到一只可怜的小橘猫，心一软就带了回家，一开始还担心养不活....
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/7c1623e57f2543598d5a4525d564dc94.jpeg 想不到短短的半年后，已经胖成猪了！！
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/b0fb6afa80e94b81a7769d5615061e9e.jpeg 橘猪：MMP，你把老子养肥，又嫌老子胖，我很绝望~
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/1db4666929944b0682b8059df69d5d04.jpeg

DogMyCats 发表于 2018-12-8 22:18

http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/1db4666929944b0682b8059df69d5d04.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/9c86c71fd5004638b8098f69704e3f96.png
网友看到一只可怜的流浪猫，当年连哄带骗花了整整一周才成功把小猫诱拐到手...（看着这熟悉的毛色，你们是不是预感到了什么...）
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/3607da6b94fe4aa985597bde040a0aae.jpeg 小猫刚到家的时候呢，乖乖的，小小的，乖巧又漂亮，网友每天对着小小猫，心都融化了...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/2e2daa40e939479ea138b6421f3aafc2.jpeg
然而没想到一年后...当年软绵绵的小毛团，变成了沉甸甸的大肉团...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/cc3dee9c9df74d4182ecc7212286a524.jpeg
网友开玩笑的表示...这只“假猫”能不能退货啦！他说他很爱这只猫，但是总觉得跟当初想象中的样子不太一样...孩子，你太天真了，你没听说过有一种猫叫橘猫吗...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/046e1c15b6424d86aca78c0e2a8b048a.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/918657a1be504750b68180787ff4b9a9.png
一位外国猫奴在网络上发了张爱猫的照片，标题是：很久很久以前，我在收容所认养了一只只有1斤重的小小猫...并取名Leo，这是认养当天拍的照片，当年收容所的工作人员都叫它小小猫...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/3c432472aa9e4a1d9266689b06943437.jpeg
时光飞逝，一下到了现在，现在的Leo是这个样子...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/12c62f757d3a403db791f89025753e7d.jpeg
也没多重，就约28斤...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/8d220c1d3d90490498dedb9f148c41b9.jpeg
不管从哪个角度看都是巨猫一只！
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/91aade5d9770452c91a1319036a2d1d5.jpeg
这是家中另一只体型正常的猫咪Penny躺在Leo身边时的样子，顿时有一种小鸟依人的感觉...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/1c63c644d23d43e0971a81b25d41449e.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/376512fd4c3e41d684f8863e02d1f75b.png
听说有人说我们都容易长成胖子？
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/824c08a9484c4653afd4dc44162cb8fb.jpeg
记得我刚来的时候是这样的..
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/d9eeed8065104842bb08369f102b9723.jpeg
但本猫不久就发现了无限从喂食机获取食物的奥秘...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/12774948c9bf4864b92827fc198cd762.jpeg
后来我就变成了这样...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/0454d93cce404815be2759d92649fc43.jpeg
目前我正在定期去公园减肥中...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/cd81aaaae51b40458fe458afe13b3669.jpeg
但是本猫每次去公园时还是有人问我是喵星人还是汪星人...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/015d2b0f3840465d811b18087234be8c.jpeg

DogMyCats 发表于 2018-12-8 22:19

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                                                                都说大"橘"为重，他们偏偏不信，养了橘猫后被实力打脸...                                       2017-09-26 11:40                                                                        领养                                                

                  话说...
橘猫已经成为网红了，顺口溜多到爆炸，比如...
十只橘猫七只胖，另外一只特别胖，还有一只压塌炕，最后一只赛大象...
大橘为重...
橘足轻重...
橘橘可危...
当橘者迷...
橘世无双...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/1081a70163b94c68a320228c91be3a87.gif http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ca53c232841147728910ab197e5d067f.png
有位网友一直以为橘猫梗是个玩笑，决定以身试毒领养了只橘猫...
当网友将橘猫带回家的时候，那叫一个不辞辛劳，为它洗澡，小心喂奶，哄它睡觉...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/9843ba7f35f4476eb71a15a9aa39d538.jpeg
没过几天，网友就沉浸在橘猫的可爱中不能自拔，并表示血槽已空！然而天有不测风云，慢慢的网友发现，事情不对劲啊，是不是惹着橘猫生气了，所以他的肚子有点儿膨胀了？
爱猫君想说，别怂，橘猫还没展示出它真正的功力呢~~
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/60b84ae9ef404fbbbd57bdfdc68275ee.jpeg
不明真相的网友继续喂橘猫可怕的事情要来了，橘猫终于雄起了...变成猪了...
橘猫表示：“谁当初还没小可爱的时候？铲屎的，快回来给我喂吃的，猫粮、猫薄荷快给我献上！”
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ad15934d5c71433aa130f5f0c6253360.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/44b6fe7ad3914bc395e8d623ec1c8e12.jpeg
最后，网友表示，我错了，太天真了，被橘猫啪啪啪的打脸了！
并说，要以大橘为重...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/fc345ad8e17341498c5c4eb410d2d140.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/93870eba9cc74ed89bce85d2ebb280bb.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ea11626b0a4b43099635f84e725497ed.png
一只压塌炕的橘猫成长史...要问橘猫有多胖，背上奥特曼都能放！
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ab4f0d5f642a4737800ecc598bf98268.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/e8d5156dd31b44059f6bffc7d808e37f.png
网友收养一只小橘猫，它刚到家的时候跟黑猫吃饭总是抢不到...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/38de1f642c8a4c9ca52915d75c6d1c03.jpeg 可不到半年它就...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/84749534c07544baaf7b4e49d158fc0c.jpeg 君子报仇，十年不晚，而橘猫只需要半年！
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/c58a3db0148d40da881e94c0d6b520ad.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/95f04e544f6e460789a670ebec05fb5f.png
网友家有一只大胖猫，想领养一只猫分担它的食量来减肥，不幸的是她领养了只小橘猫...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ab1282e29bb1432db65c89aaf8c33367.jpeg 一年之后...减肥效果棒棒哒...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/d470bfeb727b4e5597cd9eb4ac201204.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/cb39bc831acf42dd95b50dd864a15b21.png
网友想知道自家橘猫到底有多大，试着拿橙汁对比了下，吓一跳...左边1.5L，右边：多少 L？
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ae5e22603b6f446eb8dfd2eb105d9563.jpeg 不过橘猫小时候可瘦呢...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/847cc58ae4d84332a8ebef7abc784576.jpeg 现在...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/38b9b56f01fe42a2aed16198cae8de01.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/54681ed7b2d841608c3f2efde2b85831.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/29a8c7e66e784cb898f55e3220d0b574.png
网友在路边看到一只可怜的小橘猫，心一软就带了回家，一开始还担心养不活....
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/7c1623e57f2543598d5a4525d564dc94.jpeg 想不到短短的半年后，已经胖成猪了！！
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/b0fb6afa80e94b81a7769d5615061e9e.jpeg 橘猪：MMP，你把老子养肥，又嫌老子胖，我很绝望~
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/1db4666929944b0682b8059df69d5d04.jpeg http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/9c86c71fd5004638b8098f69704e3f96.png
网友看到一只可怜的流浪猫，当年连哄带骗花了整整一周才成功把小猫诱拐到手...（看着这熟悉的毛色，你们是不是预感到了什么...）
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/3607da6b94fe4aa985597bde040a0aae.jpeg 小猫刚到家的时候呢，乖乖的，小小的，乖巧又漂亮，网友每天对着小小猫，心都融化了...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/2e2daa40e939479ea138b6421f3aafc2.jpeg
然而没想到一年后...当年软绵绵的小毛团，变成了沉甸甸的大肉团...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/cc3dee9c9df74d4182ecc7212286a524.jpeg
网友开玩笑的表示...这只“假猫”能不能退货啦！他说他很爱这只猫，但是总觉得跟当初想象中的样子不太一样...孩子，你太天真了，你没听说过有一种猫叫橘猫吗...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/046e1c15b6424d86aca78c0e2a8b048a.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/918657a1be504750b68180787ff4b9a9.png
一位外国猫奴在网络上发了张爱猫的照片，标题是：很久很久以前，我在收容所认养了一只只有1斤重的小小猫...并取名Leo，这是认养当天拍的照片，当年收容所的工作人员都叫它小小猫...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/3c432472aa9e4a1d9266689b06943437.jpeg
时光飞逝，一下到了现在，现在的Leo是这个样子...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/12c62f757d3a403db791f89025753e7d.jpeg
也没多重，就约28斤...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/8d220c1d3d90490498dedb9f148c41b9.jpeg
不管从哪个角度看都是巨猫一只！
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/91aade5d9770452c91a1319036a2d1d5.jpeg
这是家中另一只体型正常的猫咪Penny躺在Leo身边时的样子，顿时有一种小鸟依人的感觉...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/1c63c644d23d43e0971a81b25d41449e.jpeg
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/376512fd4c3e41d684f8863e02d1f75b.png
听说有人说我们都容易长成胖子？
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/824c08a9484c4653afd4dc44162cb8fb.jpeg
记得我刚来的时候是这样的..
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/d9eeed8065104842bb08369f102b9723.jpeg
但本猫不久就发现了无限从喂食机获取食物的奥秘...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/12774948c9bf4864b92827fc198cd762.jpeg
后来我就变成了这样...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/0454d93cce404815be2759d92649fc43.jpeg
目前我正在定期去公园减肥中...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/cd81aaaae51b40458fe458afe13b3669.jpeg
但是本猫每次去公园时还是有人问我是喵星人还是汪星人...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/015d2b0f3840465d811b18087234be8c.jpeg
@PENG Bo http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/a08de9ca7f364a11bce71558082f897a.png
曾梦仗剑走天涯，太胖取消原计划~~
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ff87003d349446588820934d698869ca.jpeg
@写字的猫 http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/ed06bef695d84854aa561af8f073a870.png
时间是一把杀猫的刀...
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@不欢大王_ http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/f218659a60204906ad03c72e0b5abfe8.png
养橘猫是什么感觉？这半年养猪的感觉...
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/be423f48844c402092cedec52f62396e.jpeg
@愚趣趣 所以啊，养到了最后，橘猫都会变成猪~~
被实力啪啪啪打脸啊...
大家想知道橘猫为什么会变胖吗？
真相只有一个！
爱猫君偷偷告诉你：
那是因为它是橘猫啊，嗯，就是这样！
http://5b0988e595225.cdn.sohucs.com/images/20170926/b3fbe5170a624d499edb17669cc6a5f8.jpeg
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最后来一组小橘猫萌照，诱惑你们...
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LSHWM 发表于 2018-12-9 00:35

养不起橘猫

那巴尔 发表于 2018-12-9 01:57

要吃多少

LSHWM 发表于 2018-12-9 03:30

倒不是吃多少主要现在猫营养都太好了甚至比我吃的都好

whf 发表于 2018-12-9 20:52

发重了一楼吧。

DogMyCats 发表于 2018-12-9 21:14

橘猫不就是黄猫么:021:

我的新娘 发表于 2018-12-9 22:41

站长不就是懒猫吗
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